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xbox
1. (XBox) (1239↑, 463↓)
A system made when Bill Gates realised he didn't have enough money. Since programmers didn't like the XBox when is was announced, Microsoft bought a bunch of companies to make exclusive games, such as Bungie and Rareware. Also, the system in competition with the Playstation 2 for people who only buy EA sports games.

Halo was originally going to be for Mac, GCN, and PS2.

Author: Rusty Shackelfurd http://xbox.urbanup.com/1415390
2. (XBOX) (525↑, 177↓)
The first attempt by Microsoft to enter the console gaming market, the XBOX is, beneath its sleek, black (and OMG HUGE\!\!\!1 LOL) exterior, was simply a mid-range (for the time) gaming PC in a console's clothing. A 733MHz Intel Pentium III processor and nVidia GPU combined with a regular 3.5" desktop hard disk drive and a modified Windows 2000 operating system constitute a PC by another name, but, perhaps, smells sweeter. The result - a hot, noisy and (as noted above) OMG HUGE\!\!\!1 LOL - console, but one with remarkable gaming power which secured a solid second place next to Sony's somewhat overhyped PlayStation 2. While the PS2 took the lion's share of the market in the fourth-generation console wars it was far from the walk over predicted in the popular press and Microsoft easily displaced Nintendo who were, a priori, predicted to take a comfortable if disappointing second place position. The XBOX 360 has broken the trend somewhat, ditching the PC architecture and Windows-derived operating system in favour of something much more console-like (and sadly less OMG HUGE LOL\!\!\!1) and, ariving a year earlier to market than the currently missing-in-action PlayStation 3 may yet provide Microsoft with the dominant position in console gaming. But at this stage the smart money is on a three way tie in the fifth generation console gaming market.

I love my XBOX (even though its OMG HUGE LOL\!\!\!1)

3. (xbox) (254↑, 177↓)
word used to describe something huge

Chris: did you see that girls ass Sangit: yea man its XBOX\!\!\!

4. (xbox) (674↑, 616↓)
The 8th wonder of the world, not because of its power, but because of its size. Known to man as the largest console in the world and probably the universe. Not only do you get the enjoyment out of playing crap games on it like Halo, but when suspended from a crane you can even use your Xbox as a wrecking ball\!

Someone get this Xbox off me\!\!

5. (Xbox) (191↑, 156↓)
A powerful gaming console that was the only basis for which developers could untilize their dreams with games like Unreal, Halo, Ninja Gaiden, and Barbie Horse Adventures. Although it flopped in Japan due to it's incredulous size (even I had to wonder, what the hell was up with the controllers?) it revolutionized gaming history with it's incredible online system, it boasts powr the Playstaion 2 can only dream of, and for obvious reason, it came out afterwards. People who say the Xbox is inferior to PS2 are people who are too blind to realize great things.

If you like FPS's and sport's games and like better graphics, get an Xbox. If you love RPG's and adventure games more then the patter, then a PS2 is for you. If you love modern classics, new and old, then a GameCube is just your choice.

6. (xbox) (124↑, 93↓)
Contary to popular belief, the xbox isn't really a game console but a nuclear missile silo that is controled by Bill Gates as the Playstation 2 can shoot nuclear scud missiles and the Gamecube is an atomic bomb. Now with the new consoles coming out, they may use them and the unknown weapons they have in the new consoles.

The truth of the playstation, xbox, and gamecube is out there\!\!\!

7. (xbox) (25↑, 15↓)
ex girfriend

I didn't sleep last night because the xbox kept texting for a [bootycall].

8. (xbox) (17↑, 8↓)
1) n. A console manufactured by Microsoft. 2) adj. Very big (at least as big as a Xbox as defined in 1.)

My Xbox is so huge, I'm not scared of my brother trying to flush it down the toilet. Man, that house was so xbox, I got lost in it trying to go to the bathroom...

9. (xbox) (29↑, 20↓)
there once was a demon called Mai-kro-zopht who planned to unleash his evil unto the unsuspecting world. it created a gigantic box of green and black. into it he poured all of its evil and malice. it sold the evil box with "Internet connections" and "super bloody sadistic shooters". Staring into the green circle gives you [cancer] and [syphilis], playing one kills [puppies]...

Little Boy- Hey, look at this a cool xbox\! I think i'll play it an- fluffy? FLUFFY\! NNNNOOOO\!\!\!\!\!11\!\!\!\!

10. (Xbox) (29↑, 21↓)
A famous video game console created by Microsoft. In its heyday, it had copious 1st and 3rd party support, in the form of game such as Halo: Combat Evolved by in-house developer Bungie Studios, and the GTA series by Rockstar Studios. This balance of developing and publishing power has earned the Xbox a reputation synonymous with [socialism].

The Xbox, while having received a bad rap for being a product of Microsoft, was not unsuccessful, spawning the next system, the Xbox 360 in 2005.

11. (xbox) (68↑, 60↓)
A gaming console designed by Microsoft in an attempt to dominate the computer gaming market. Everything inside the cover can be put in your computer. This makes it utterly pointless as it would be much more efficient if you went out and bought yourself a computer instead of an XBOX.

"As such, one of the primary objectives of Microsoft is to revolutionize the gaming industry as we know it. Microsoft XBOX game developers pride themselves in stupidifying and over simplifying the most complicated games on the market so that they may be readily available to the weak minded and mentally deficient. We, at Microsoft, understand that the majority base of consumers in the United States don't want to waste their time in thought provoking experiences. On the contrary, they want to experience things on-impulse, while using the same amount of brain capacity that is needed to stroke a rubber penis."

12. (xbox) (82↑, 75↓)
An overrated console developed by microsoft to compete with playstation2.Its only got one game which is the halo series..the rest are just for show\! Although many claim its more powerful than PS2 the Xbox/xbox 360 has not sold as much consoles as the PS2 and PS3 consoles worldwide.Interms of popularity it still is behind the ps2\!.The reality of it is PS2/ps3 is still better than xbox/xbox360 and we all know it\! check out the figures on consoles sold worldwide...let them speak for themselves\!

I have an xbox 360 and it sucks...im trading it in for a ps3\!

13. (Xbox) (25↑, 19↓)
1) A console produced by Microsoft in which they lose money per console sold. 2) A horrible, generic, clunky console created by the low quality company, Microsoft. It is a console that only survives because of Halo, and without it, it would be nothing. Microsoft believes it is a valid strategy to buy out as many companies as possible to create games for their console only; even though once said games are released, they are still awful. Known to have a large following of [Xbots], they will blindly sacrifice their lives to make sure that everyone believes Xbox is the best just because it has Halo. 3) A console which has two good exclusive titles: Halo and Halo 2. All other titles are a) bad or b) multiplatform. 4) A console that is of such poor quality that thousands had to be recalled because the adaptor cable was defective and could cause fires. Controllers are bigger than most houses.

Samuel: I think that I am going to buy an Xbox; I want to support my favorite company, Microsoft. George: Well, if you really want to support them, you shouldn't buy an Xbox. They lose money each time one is sold; so you would be doing them a favor. Besides, if you want it for the games (read: Halo), then you should just get a better computer, since all of its games are ported onto the PC eventually, anyway. Samuel: Thanks, George\! You're a real pal\!

14. (xbox) (11↑, 5↓)
A hideous weapon released by Microsoft designed to brainwash children, ranging from ages 6-49, into destroying its competition (Gamecube/PS2). It is also capable of acting on its own if the user is not coordinated enough to wield the obscenely sized controller. (Highly flammable)

"Dude, I forgot to turn off my xbox, and it fucking burned down my garage...ON PURPOSE\!"

Author: Bailey Donovan http://xbox.urbanup.com/1251558
15. (XBox) (5↑, 0↓)
A previous significant other's naughty bits... an ex-box, if you will. Fun to play with, but prone to rapid shutdown if the right buttons aren't pushed....

Dude, last night I ran into the xbox at the bar and took her back to my place. She's learned some new tricks, but whatever- She was still fun to play.

16. (Xbox) (118↑, 114↓)
A game console that people are more interested in hacking and modifying rather than playing games. A console made by Microsoft simply because they want to dominate everything available. They already have a hold on the computer OS industry, but seem to want to take over the video game industry as well. A rather medicore game console that is made interesting only because you can hack and edit it, but has no real good games.

The same type of games on Xbox can be bought for a PS2 or on a PC/Mac.

17. (Xbox) (35↑, 31↓)
American made gaming system, that is out classed by japanese gaming systems. Many of the games are crap and it is doing horribly in japan and appeals to americans.

Oh... Xbox live american tradition

18. (xbox) (16↑, 15↓)
the notoriously ugly ass thing with 4 wheels made by SCION (toyota) that has the model designation of "XB" Has an uncanny resemblence to a box on roller skates. Usually seen being driven by young asian males who coudnt afford a lowered Honda rice racer

that SCION xbox has got to be one of the ugliest cars on the road, but PRIUS takes the cake in ugly, and has the stupidest drivers

19. (Xbox) (2↑, 2↓)
A good code word for weed. Playing Xbox=smoking weed. (Live) Subscription= the weed that's bought and/or used Xbox Controller= Any instrument of your choice to smoke the weed. GameStop= your dealer, or anywhere you can purchase any "Controllers" -Any other related Xbox material could be used as a code word of your choice too\! Be Creative\!

Mom- What are you boys doing? Little Jimmy- oh, just gonna play some Xbox up in the attic. But i need to get a live subscription first at GameStop. We just Can't wait to break in our new controllers too\! Mom-Oh, you boys have fun Me and Daddy will be in the basement playing Dreamcast\! Little Jimmy-Umm....

Author: Black Man 2012 http://xbox.urbanup.com/5608044
20. (Xbox) (1↑, 1↓)
(noun)A magical being that without most 13 year old kids rooms would be covered in "milk"

I masterbated after my XBOX was taken away until my balls shrinked to the size of a pebble.

Author: A Happy Turtle http://xbox.urbanup.com/5528172
21. (XBox) (1↑, 1↓)
1. Your ex's box. 2. What you used to play with when you had a girlfriend. 3. What was there before a sex change.

If she was my XGirlfriend, then that was my XBox.

Author: 12 Harmonic Chaos http://xbox.urbanup.com/5417898
22. (Xbox) (1↑, 4↓)
A gaming console owned by Microsfoft. It is in competition with the Playstation consoles, but really there would be no competition at all if Sony didn't try copying everything they possibly could. One of the most awesome things about the Xbox (and Xbox 360) is that you can't play any Final Fantasy games on it.

"Hey I'm getting a mate over to play Play Station tomorrow. Do you want to come." "Nah, I have twenty people coming over to play Xbox tomorrow."

Author: TABHEPERSABONOABFRANDOAMABNESS http://xbox.urbanup.com/4942985
23. (xbox) (1↑, 4↓)
x-xtreme, b-badass, o-orb spy inside, x-xtremeley awsome when taken out

look inside there is an xbox

Author: stardestroyer96 http://xbox.urbanup.com/4308850
24. (xbox) (2↑, 5↓)
A girl whos been played more by more men then on the internet.

My ex girl friend or as i call her the xbox got bang alot.

Author: big nigg heff http://xbox.urbanup.com/4004766
25. (Xbox) (6↑, 10↓)
The stupidest most annoying game in the world. And guy you are ever with will love his xbox more than you. FACT.

He played his xbox while we were kissing

26. (Xbox) (17↑, 21↓)
ex girlfriend or wife

Talked to my Xbox last nite, she wants to get back together.

27. (xbox) (33↑, 37↓)
i. game consle launched by microsoft. ii. "a girl's party zone" - Dr Todd, Scrubs.

i love my xbox\! it has sooo many great games, i don't need any friends. xbox is a great word for a girl's party zone.

Author: n00bish 1337 http://xbox.urbanup.com/1772875
28. (xbox) (14↑, 18↓)
Without contest, it is the most powerful home gaming console out right now. It has the great online play with xbox live, and hundreds of great games. There are a ton of third party, system exclusives, shooters, pc ports, and multiplatform games for the xbox. The only areas it is really lacking in games are turn based RPGs and platformers. It is the easist console to mod into playing illegal backups and homebrew. You don't even need a modchip to enjoy all of that either. The xbox has emulators, linux, and an awesome media player called XBMC.

My xbox is modded and has two hard drives, one 200gb for game backups, homebrew, and emulators, and the other to play online with xbox live. I get the best of everything\!

29. (xbox) (13↑, 20↓)
Broken down, failing, usually without any warning, and sometimes irreparably, but always at odds with the higher power who promises that the item in question will not fail. Derived from the oddly frequent tendency of the Microsoft xbox 360 console to constantly require sending off for repair (in the secondary experiences of this author) despite the best efforts of its owner.

I need to reinstall my PC, it keeps going all xbox on me. My knee has xboxed. Run for your life\! That plane's xboxing\! He bought that car from new and it xboxed three times last month.

Author: Curtin Parloe http://xbox.urbanup.com/2619585
30. (xbox) (28↑, 38↓)
Another name for your Ex-girlfriend.

I went out with Julie last night, and ran into the xbox. Julie is so much better.

31. (xbox) (35↑, 45↓)
The act of sleeping with your previous girlfriend for lack of other options, often a resignation of the will to seek out new pussy. It is important to note that the "Xbox" is not exciting. It's like a show you've been watching play over in sindication for years: you know the basic storyline and only need to pay attention at the very end.

I hadn't had sex in over a month, so I played the Xbox for about a week.

32. (Xbox) (201↑, 211↓)
1. A system made by the [antichrist] corporation to compete with the major companys. 2. A house.

My fucking xbox burned down last night with my dog inside\!

33. (xbox) (138↑, 149↓)
One of the three current mainstream consoles. Although there is a little variety in the xbox library, it is basically a system for those who want mindless bloodbath shooters.

The Xbox is single-handed responsible for the generation of kids that are growing up thinking they are total badasses because they run over cops in Grand Theft Auto.

34. (XBOX) (6↑, 17↓)
The best god damn video gme sytem in the wolrd it rolls playstation and nintendo XBOX is the Gitane of the video game world

if u dont unplug ya ps2 im gunna get me XBox and crush ya ps2

35. (xbox) (52↑, 67↓)
Xbox is a console designed by msoft to dominate ps2 and nintendo. Now, we have the xbox 360 and the zune and windows vista. Msoft is truly the new world leader.

I Love my xbox because it can play halo....

36. (Xbox) (109↑, 129↓)
On November 15th 2001, [Microsoft] officially launched it’s Xbox console at an event in New York Times Square's Toys "R" Us. Over 18 games were launched with the console, but the main game to drive sales was a game called [Halo]. [Microsoft] reported over 1.5 million units sold from time of launch till the end of 2001. They also reported an average of 3 games sold with each unit. The Xbox is one of the top systems out today. [Microsoft] Has annouced the [xbox 360] as the next xbox.

Hey jimmy why did you buy a gaystation and a gay cube? You should have got an XBOX.

37. (xbox) (70↑, 95↓)
what happens when you tell a multibillionare that he doesnt know how to have a good time.

Man1:bill gates is no fun bill gates:no im not; look at this (shows Man1 xbox) Man1:ok your cool

Author: karanandos meneski http://xbox.urbanup.com/1377456
38. (xbox) (26↑, 57↓)
said to be the best console in the world because of the games that are totaly awesome example far cry, halo 1&2 and counter strike, but the real question to many gamers is what console is better the XBOX or its rival the PS2 the crowd between the 2 consoles is split and there is endless debates about which one is better but do not be dicoraged to buy a console your not sure about just buy the one you want because there will always be people telling telling you not buy the xbox and buy a ps2 and the other way around but its best not to listen because almost all gamers are big-headed and think there console is the best when in the longview the 2 consoles are quite equal to each other in there own ways

the xbox and ps2 debate goes like this kid1:the xbox owns kid2:ps2 is better kid1:no way kid2:yes way so on and so forth

Author: wonder of the monkeys http://xbox.urbanup.com/1656914
39. (Xbox) (88↑, 140↓)
A video game system created by Microsoft. Ill bet Bill Gates has 100 copies of every game and 200 xboxs. Xbox has incredible graphics but it could get better games.

Xbox is pretty good but could be better.

40. (Xbox) (92↑, 155↓)
The videogame console for morons which is completely inferior to Sony's Playstation 2 and even 1 as well as Dreamcast and gamecube (while i hate nintendo, Resident Evil 4 does kick ur ass).

"Hi I'm Billy Xbox and I'm a moron\!" "Hi I'm Playstation Pete and I say fuck you [assgoblin]\!"

41. (Xbox) (92↑, 194↓)
The best system out there, with the best grapphics, dont belive me here are the specs. XBOX CPU: 733 MHz chip crafted by Intel Graphics Processor: 250MHz custom chip named XGPU, developed by Microsoft and nVIDIA Total Memory: The RAM in the Xbox will be supplied by Micron, it will be 64 MB running at 200MHz DDR (Double-Data-Rate) Memory Bandwidth: 6.4 GB/sec Polygon Performance: 125 M/sec Sustained Polygon Performance: 100+ M/sec (transformed and lit polygons per second) Micropolygons/particles per second: 125 M/sec Particle Performance: 125 M/sec Simultaneous Textures: 4 Pixel Fill Rate - No Texture: 4.0 G/Sec (anti-aliased) Pixel Fill Rate - 1 Texture: 4.0 G/Sec (anti-aliased) Compressed Textures: Yes (6:1) Full Scene Anti-Alias: Yes Micro Polygon Support: Yes Storage Medium: 2-5x DVD, 10GB hard disk, 8MB memory card I/0: 2-5x DVD, 10GB hard disk, 8MB memory card Audio Channels:64 (up to 256 stereo voices) 3D Audio Support: Yes MIDI DLS2 Support: Yes AC3 Encoded Game Audio: Yes Broadband Enabled: Yes Modem Enabled: No DVD Movie Playback: Remote control package required Maximum Resolution: 1920x1080 Maximum Resolution (2x32bpp frame buffers +Z): 1920x1080 HDTV Support: Yes Controller Ports: 4 USB Ports PS2 CPU: 128 Bit "Emotion Engine" System Clock: 300 MHz System Memory: 32 MB Direct Rambus Memory Bus Bandwidth: 3.2 GB per second Co-Processor: FPU (Floating Point Multiply Accumulator x 1, Floating Point Divider x 1) Vector Units: VU0 and VU1 (Floating Point Multiply Accumulator x 9, Floating Point Divider x 1) Floating Point Performance: 6.2 GFLOPS Compressed Image Decoder: MPEG2 Graphics Clock Frequency: 150MHz DRAM Bus bandwidth: 48 GB Per Second DRAM Bus width: 2560 bits Pixel Configuration: RGB:Alpha:Z Buffer (24:8:32) Maximum Polygon Rate: 75 Million Polygons Per Second 3D CG Geometric Transformation: 66 million Polygons Per Second Audio Number of voices: ADPCM: 48 channel on SPU2 plus definable by software Sampling Frequency: 44.1 KHz or 48 KHz (selectable) l/O CPU Core: Current PlayStation CPU Clock Frequency: 33.8 MHz or 37.5 MHz (selectable) Sub Bus: 32 Bit Interface Types: IEEE1394, Universal Serial Bus (USB) Communication: via PC-Card PCMCIA Disc Media: DVD-ROM (CD-ROM compatible) GameCube • Contemporary cube shape • 4 controller ports • 2 memory card slots • Capacity for future modem/broadband connection • 485MHz custom CPU with 162MHz custom graphics processor • 40MB total memory; 2.6 GB per second memory bandwidth • 12M polygons per second; texture read bandwidth 10.4 GB per second • 64 audio channels • Dimensions 4.5" x 5.9" x 6.3" Technical Data ATI Flipper • 162 MHz • 4 pixel pipelines • 1 texel per pixel pipeline • 4 texels per clock cycle (4 pixels with 1 texel per pixel) • Maximum of 8 texture layers per rendering pass (done in 8 clock cycles) • 650 megapixels per second • 650 megatexels per second • Point, Bilinear, Trilinear, Anisotropic Mip-Map Filtering • Perspective-Correct Texture Mapping • Bump Mapping • Environment Mapping • 24-bit Z Buffer • S3TC Texture Compression • Subpixel Anti-Aliasing • Geometry and Lighting Engine • 33 million polygons per second (peak) • 6 million to 12 million polygons per second (with effects) • Hidden Surface Removal (HSR) based on early Z-test • Virtual Texture Design • 2MB Embedded Frame Buffer • 1MB Embedded Texture Cache • 10.4 gigabytes per second texture cache read bandwidth • scene texture data stored in 24MB 1T-SRAM main memory • 8.6 GFLOPS • Custom Macronix 16-bit DSP Sound Processor • 81 MHz • 64 voices • ADPCM encoding • sound data stored in 16MB A-Memory IBM Gekko CPU • PowerPC • 485 MHz • 32-bit integer • 64-bit floating-point • 64KB L1 cache (32KB instruction + 32KB data) • 256KB L2 cache • 1125 Dhrystone 2.1 MIPS • 1.94 GFLOPS CPU external bus • 64 bits wide • 162 MHz • 1.3 gigabytes per second bandwidth Main Memory • 24 Megabytes MoSys 1T-SRAM • 64 bits wide • 325 MHz • 325 megabits per second per pin • 2.6 gigabytes per second bandwidth A-Memory • 16 Megabytes DRAM • 8 bits wide • 81 MHz • 81 megabits per second per pin • 81 megabytes per second bandwidth Storage • 3-inch Optical Disc Technology (1.5 gigabytes) • memory cards

Doesnt need one, its all self explanitory.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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